This is how movies start

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 05/14/2016 at 16:27 • Filed to: None

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And then my arm gives birth to a couple aliens. Anyone know what’s actually happening here?

Also Allroad

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 16:31

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The most psychedelic bruise ever

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 16:33

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You’ve been infected with pure unreliability due to all the time spent with your allroad.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/14/2016 at 16:43

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The two yellow thing are bumps and a little tender if you poke them

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 16:43

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... you might have been bit by a spider...

EL_ULY > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 16:47

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...but on your arm :]

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 16:47

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Possibly consider seeing a doctor in all seriousness. Especially if it doesn’t go down soon.

OPPOsaurus WRX > EL_ULY 05/14/2016 at 16:49

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Lol that’s what I’m thinking tomorrow

OPPOsaurus WRX > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 05/14/2016 at 16:58

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Yea if it didn’t look better tomorrow that’s the plan

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 16:58

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Not to worry... they’re just some cockroaches that managed to slip into your body...

OPPOsaurus WRX > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/14/2016 at 17:00

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I’d nuke my arm

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 17:04

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Hope you do. I’m the kind of person who doesn’t go to the doctor unless I’m “proven to be clinically dead for six months” in words of George Carlin.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/14/2016 at 17:06

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I also go by this mindset and I have some oddly misshapen fingers and a seized toe to show for it.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 17:06

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Good to hear

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 05/14/2016 at 17:10

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Yeah I think about the many times I should have gone — then I think about the time I DID go and had the doctor dismiss whatever I had going on, or they said to just use antibiotic cream. Gee never thought of that!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 17:12

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I hope you’re not left handed...

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/14/2016 at 17:12

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Yea if I felt sick, had a fever, itched, it something like that I’d. Go. Other than the bruise I’m fine

Stapleface > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 17:17

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This how the zombie apocalypse starts. I hope you’re happy.

Xyl0c41n3 > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 17:22

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Did you bang your arm up against anything recently?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 17:28

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Probably a Trilobite. Cut it out.

Funktheduck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/14/2016 at 17:41

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My grandfather was that way. By the time he finally went his body was riddled with cancer and he died exactly one week after going into hospice.

Funktheduck > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 17:42

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It was nice knowing you. Glad I'm stocked up for the zombie apocalypse, Patient Zero

NJAnon > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 19:50

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Well either you’re evolving or you slept on your arm for a long time? :P

OPPOsaurus WRX > Funktheduck 05/14/2016 at 20:19

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Do you taste are good? Um... just asking for a friend

OPPOsaurus WRX > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/14/2016 at 20:20

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Actually I am

OPPOsaurus WRX > Xyl0c41n3 05/14/2016 at 20:21

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My kids use me as a human trampoline but I can’t think of any specific impacts there

Funktheduck > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 20:36

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Eh, I'm kinda permanently sweaty this time of year. Southern humidity + working outside = smelly duck

OPPOsaurus WRX > Funktheduck 05/14/2016 at 20:48

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That sux sorry to hear that.

HammerheadFistpunch > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 20:55

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Looks like a subdermal hematoma to me

Funktheduck > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 21:10

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Yeah. Can't expect much when someone smokes for over 60 years and wouldn't even go to the doctor for simple check ups.

pImpOfThePerverse > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 22:32

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Positive TB test?

TheRealBicycleBuck > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 22:41

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Take a pen and mark the boundary of the bruising. Check it every hour. If it's expanding, you need to go to the doctor.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Funktheduck 05/14/2016 at 22:51

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i dunno, pre-salted? sounds gourmet for a zombie feast

OPPOsaurus WRX > HammerheadFistpunch 05/14/2016 at 22:51

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haha i never expected her to repeat it back.

OPPOsaurus WRX > TheRealBicycleBuck 05/14/2016 at 22:53

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I had done that at work yesterday and by the time I went to bed it hadn;t grown at all.

HammerheadFistpunch > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 23:04

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its a decent movie if you can handle steve martin at his wackiest.

TheRealBicycleBuck > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/14/2016 at 23:15

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Then it's probably not a bite. That's good news!

Funktheduck > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/15/2016 at 11:34

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Have you turned yet?

OPPOsaurus WRX > Funktheduck 05/15/2016 at 14:01

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Now with additional car repair scratches. Although darker I think it is receding

Funktheduck > OPPOsaurus WRX 05/15/2016 at 14:25

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necrotizing